kragehund-est:

im putting a fruit sticker on you. im sprinkling blades of grass on you. im offering wedges of my tangerine to you. etc.

simfreak17:

miseria-fortes-viros:

i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

lohboh:

no joke zero exaggeration this would fucking fix me

dalmek:

slitherpunk:

it’s so fucked up that you could just eat a micro sd card

brightlotusmoon:

depsidase:

Seasonal allergies have been brutal…

cadaverkeys:

evilwaterspirit:

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

therebloggerbird:

I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???

pretty sure that’s a baikal seal, they live exclusively in a single lake in siberia and have huge fucked up eyes because they usually use visual cues to hunt during the day rather than tactile cues

incidentally, here’s an image of two mandarins in a 1:1 replica baikal seal skull to show how big their eyeballs are

bruh you mean lake baikal as in the deepest most fucked up lake in the world

prohaloplayer:

my dastardly bastard of a son Speedfast Turboquick making a mockery of olympic track and field athletes

itsmegreenman:

carawith17as:

itsmegreenman:

carawith17as:

hey wanna know a secret

Read more

yeah what is it

its behind the read more button

nothin there

creepymutelilbugger:

i honestly don’t even care if ive already posted this. look at it again